Friday, September 26, 2014

Carmen Segarra is Wrong

Carmen Segarra is a former bank regulator for the New York Federal Reserve who was assigned to oversee Goldman Sachs. She's highly qualified, intelligent, and seriously cares about her work. When her bosses at the Fed started trying to suppress her forthright inquiries into Goldman's activities, she started secretly recording her meetings and recorded 46 hours of conversations over 7 months before she was fired. The recordings show that the Fed has a very timid approach to bank supervision.

In short, Carmen Segarra is the sort of person I admire. Still, I'm sorry to say, she is wrong. Somehow in the course of her considerable education and extensive experience, she has managed to miss the forest for the trees.

The first thing she seems to miss is that the Federal Reserve cannot and does not supervise banks. What it does do is manage perceptions. The continued operation of the banking system depends almost entirely on perceptions. If people believe the banks are safe, they are safe. If people believe they are not safe, then they're not safe. What offended Segarra most, it seems, was when her bosses tried to get her to pay more attention to perceptions and not worry so much about substance. To an even greater degree than other things in life, the banking system depends mostly on what people believe about it rather than what it "is". To some extent, of course, the perception is based on substance, but not very much. The largest banks currently have an equity cushion of around 1%. Even if they had an equity cushion of 10%, it would hardly matter once people decide to run for the exits, which they do from time to time with very little reason. No one understands the banking system, not the Fed, not bank managers, not the shareholders, and certainly not depositors.

Second, Segarra imagined that it was her job to help prevent the next financial crisis, when in fact the Fed has no power to prevent the next financial crisis, no one does. The next financial crisis, when it comes, will happen when it happens. She is described as someone who is like the child who says the emperor has no clothes. Well, so far as the banking system is concerned, the emperor in fact has no clothes, but until some misguided person goes around worrying people about it, everything is fine.

Third, her main push against Goldman seems to be that it lacks a policy regarding conflicts of interest. The Fed requires such a policy, and she says Goldman didn't have one. Goldman is perhaps being more honest in this regard than it needs to be. It's not possible to function as a large bank without engaging in conflicts of interest. Goldman's policy regarding conflicts of interest can possibly be paraphrased as, "we engage in conflicts of interest." Conflicts of interest are not illegal, though they must be disclosed to the parties, and I'm sure they are, and I'm equally sure the parties don't care to read the fine print about that or much of anything else either. Only the most hopelessly naive have any doubts about what Goldman does. Such people should know better than to play in that playground.

Finally, she is a lawyer and she recorded and publicized conversations that are supposed to be confidential. A lawyer should never do that.


Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Prole Students Act Ungood in Denver

Prole students acted doubleplusungood in Denver on Tuesday, walking out of classes in opposition to a plan to rectify history education. “I don’t think my education should be censored. We should be able to know what happened in our past,” said Tori Leu, a 17-year-old prole student who protested at Ralston Valley High School in Arvada.

The school board proposal that triggered the walkouts in Jefferson County calls for instructional materials to be rectified to present goodthink aspects of the nation and its heritage. It would establish a committee of thinkpol to regularly review texts and course plans, starting with Advanced Placement history, to make sure materials “promote citizenship, patriotism, essentials and benefits of the free-market system and respect for authority” and don’t “encourage or condone civil disorder, social strife and crimethink.” For example, the committee would rectify the history of American citizens of Japanese descent who were sent to joycamp during World Peace II by balancing ungood aspects of incarceration with the humane treatment and protection that these citizens received at joycamp.

The proposal is from Julie Williams, part of the board’s conservative majority. “There are things we may not be proud of as Americans,” she said. “but we should be proud of them anyway. We shouldn’t be encouraging proles to think that America is ungood.”

Monday, September 8, 2014

Government regulation really shouldn't be necessary, but...

The title of this post is a quote from an editorial in today's USA Today. Here's another quote for your consideration: Everything before "but" is bullshit.

USA Today's owners don't believe in government regulation, except when they do. So what is the occasion for so much libertarian angst this time? It's California's new law forcing cell phone makers to incorporate a theft deterrent feature, the so-called "kill switch", that allows you to disable your phone remotely if it goes missing. It turns out that cell phone makers, like auto makers, make a lot of money selling replacements for stolen products and have been fighting this feature.

According to libertarian theology, corporations will do the right thing by us because it's good business. But it turns out that there are a few situations where there's more profit in being evil. Let me revise that to say that there are a gagillion ways to make money by being evil, as five thousand years of human history have shown. 

The exceptions consume the rule. Government regulation is always bad except for... Well, just about everything.